2014-03-03

Limited Doughnut Selection

I was driving around today and craved a muffin. Finding a quick muffin on the go is very hard. There are places, of course, that sell them but finding one around the corner is difficult. It comes down to two choices: Tim Horton's and McDonald's.

Nice.

At one point there was Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' Donuts; Mmmufins are generally found in food courts. Then, suddenly, they disappeared leaving one player.

Lately, McDonald's decided it's gonna try and take some coffee and muffin market share from Tim's. I don't drink regular coffee but when I do, I find McDonald's brew is better than Tim's.

Fucking Tim's. It's twice I go to get a late afternoon chocolate chip muffin and they're out. It's not like I can hop onto the next establishment. So I'm stuck playing pragmatic-man and ordering a lemon poppy seed muffin.

What this place needs is competition!

We need another retired hockey to take Tim's on.

It's all I ask.

I want choice.

Is that so bad?

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