2013-05-31

Pop-Tarted By Tarts

Hey kid, you learned in just seven years what adults never grasp in their lives - that your masters have shit for brains.

Baltimore Sun:

"Everyone keeps asking me why I did it," Josh said. "I don't know why I did it. ... I wish people would stop asking me about it. It'll probably go on for 45 years or something."

Oh, what did he do?

He bit his Pop Tart into a shape of a gun. For that he was suspended and it made national news.

And how is this not 'extreme' again?

Someone should give the kid a lifetime supply of Pop Tarts. Or at least until he's 10 or something.


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