"Romance is dead — in your fortune cookie!
The world’s largest fortune-cookie manufacturer has cut the heart out of its confections, removing romantic messages in response to complaints from parents of young children.
“Some parents sent us e-mails. They said they didn’t want their kids reading them,” said Derrick Wong, a VP at Brooklyn-based Wonton Food. “Different people have a different perspective.”
Gone are suggestive fortunes such as, “One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes,” “Romance and travel go together,” “The evening promises romantic interest,” and “A romantic mystery will soon add interest to your life.”
“Romance and travel, for example. Suppose you’re on a business trip with a colleague, that doesn’t mean you want to have a romantic affair,” said Danny Zeng, another VP at Wonton.
God forbid you know the fucking difference. No wonder people can't read anymore. And by reading I mean by knowing how to 'read between the lines.'
These piece of shits, not happy to sink in ignorance, want to take the rest of us down with them.
Fuck them in the ear.
Stupid parents. More tyranny of the minority.
The people doing the complaining are probably the same folks who go Medieval on the teacher's ass.
leave little monsters off at school who after being disciplined for their self-entitled obnoxious behavior
Fuck parents who all they do is complain about bull shit and do nothing to actually parent.
Apparently, companies and people like me have to raise their asshole kids.
It's a FUCKING FORTUNE COOKIE YOU FUCKING LOSERS.
Now go and god damn PARENT.
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