2014-08-29

Why You Must Oppose Environmentalism

Europe has lost its mind.

See what happens when you emasculate a continent be confiscating and/or banning its guns and armies?

They have too much time on their hands.

"The European Union is considering pulling the plug on high-wattage hair dryers, lawn mowers and electric kettles in a follow up to its controversial ban on powerful vacuum cleaners.

The power of hairdryers could be reduced by as much as 30 per cent in order to be more eco-friendly, a draft study commissioned by Brussels suggests, threatening many of the models favoured by hairdressers and consumers for speedy blow-dries."

They're whacked out of their minds. It's all part of the obsession over the environment.

Translation: Shittier products that don't last as long or break down thus likely costing consumers more not just in the short-term (because crappy environmental products cost more - scams usually do) but in the long-run too since you have to replace products more often.

And I'm pretty sure - I admit I'm no scientist (unlike dumbass, ignorant environmental activists) - - but its "positive" impact on the environment will be negligible.

Just a hunch.

My hunches usually don't let me down. Except that time I took a girl on a date who had one tooth...

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