Dubai is building District One.
Us?
Well, we have to deal with retarded laws written by fools and knaves.
How can society advance which such utter stupidity in the way?
Oh, right.
Minimum wage hikes!
Solved!
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As bad as the mandated calorie count is (don't forget to wear your helmet when you go pee people!), this law from Milwaukee is just about as evil as it can get:
"The city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin makes it incredibly difficult to go out of business. In order to close down a business, Milwaukee requires you to purchase an expensive license, you must submit a huge pile of paperwork to the city regarding the inventory you wish to sell off, and you must pay a fee based on the length of your "going out of business sale" plus a two dollar charge for every $1,000 worth of inventory that you are attempting to sell off."
Whoever penned this, take a bow.
Take. A. Bow.
Us?
Well, we have to deal with retarded laws written by fools and knaves.
How can society advance which such utter stupidity in the way?
Oh, right.
Minimum wage hikes!
Solved!
***
As bad as the mandated calorie count is (don't forget to wear your helmet when you go pee people!), this law from Milwaukee is just about as evil as it can get:
"The city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin makes it incredibly difficult to go out of business. In order to close down a business, Milwaukee requires you to purchase an expensive license, you must submit a huge pile of paperwork to the city regarding the inventory you wish to sell off, and you must pay a fee based on the length of your "going out of business sale" plus a two dollar charge for every $1,000 worth of inventory that you are attempting to sell off."
Whoever penned this, take a bow.
Take. A. Bow.
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