2012-04-02

Ask T.C.

"As I grow older, I find myself becoming more and more la bleeding-heart iberal. Does this mean I'm wiser or just becoming lazy? Or something else? Something more sinister? Help!"

Mo, Deerfield, Fl.

Dear Mo,

I can't answer that question because I don't have permission ,via a magical permit, from the state to do so.

BUT.

If I were to guess, it's likely a little albino midget-gnome is starting to gnaw at the part of your brain that makes you think. Whoa!

Or it may just be limerence.

Not...sure.

Just guessing. Remember, I need a license to practice on the internet.

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