The Government Got Their Man

Oooooo. The Good Guys nabbed the big bad Wikileaks villain Julian Assange. Yaaaay! Go government go! If you were a sports team I'd pay $500 to watch you in action! Not sure about bureaucrats as Cheerleaders though. That could be tricky to look at.

Do you assholes all feel better now? Do you feeeeeeeel safer now that a crazed, raping (alleged but that's neither here or there in the mass hysteria of retardation) lunatic middleman is in police custody?

If you do, you're an idiot. So much so that I want you off this blog right now. Go on. I'm waiting.

Now that the dipshit dimwits have gone, the rest of us can dramtically discuss Wikileaks.

The thing that fascinates me is Wikileaks has been around for a few years. Now all of a sudden, the whistleblowing site, erm, terrorist organization (gotta toe the line) is public enemy number one? They couldn't get a man who killed 3000 people on 9/11, but some dorky looking hacker from Australia who publishes documents leaked to him, him they get in a matter of days?

As I've stated before, something stinks to high Shanghai on this one big time.

What about MSM? If you didn't think they were a bunch of smug, incoherent, mumbling, self-serving, conforming, smart-alec, pukish, gutless, unimaginative, hysterical, coiffed, empty-headed alien babies put up for adoption by alien parents who determined they were unfit for their galaxy, you have to think they are now, no? Eh?

I said, eh?

Hit piece about the dangers blogs pose to society coming right about...now!

Anyhooboo.

They got the guy in cuffs. They're interrogating the son of a bitch. High five! Let's publicly lynch him 15th century style. What does it take to grab a few bundled faggots, spark 'em and burn him a-la Joan of Arc? Nothing I say!

Then the defenders of freedom and security will each sit by the fire stuffing their throats with marshmallows, telling ghost stories about how one little man threatened humanity and how they saved the species after a good jack-off. By golly, Jimbo Defender, he tastes like smokey poulet!

Speaking of superheroes, you should all sleep tighter with Captain Civilization, when not busting up Cambridge police heads, on the mountain top observing us all with Spawn-like intensity.

You really think the douches in MSM are going to investigate this further? It's case close.Once more, "truth" and "objective" journalism is a casualty of our archaic, insecure stupidity.