2009-03-22

Man Wins $42 Million, Ontario Casino Refuses To Pay Up

Man: "I won? I won! I won!"

Casino: "Wow. Look at that. I'll be darned."

Man: "Where can I pick up the cash?"

Casino: "Wow. Hm. Right. You see, we can't pay. This machine is defective!"

Man: "Who cares? I won fair and square."

Casino: "Not according to us. Buh-bye. Oh wait, please enjoy a free coupon to our buffet."

All I can say is: Yeah, right. The OLG is so lame it's beyond belief.

In the backdrop of AIG, it really seems like there's a type of "monetary mafia" out there. It's to the point even if you legitimately win something at a casino it won't be acknowledged.

The excuse given by the OLG is such a joke I wonder how these people actually look at themselves in the mirror.

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