2008-01-20

Article of Interest: Politics: Osama bin Laden's ungrateful son

That son of a bastard. Omar, figures what the heck let's give peace a kick at the can. He should head on over to the drunken frat house known as the United Nations. There's all kinds of openings for him there. Notable human rights stalwarts Libya and Pakistan can show him the ropes. Add a little George Clooney (because we all are aware that celebrities hold the secret to effective and compassionate foreign policy) and I think the UN will undergo a remarkable improvement.

Oh, dear son how you've grown and changed.

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