2018-03-23

How To Jump A Shark: David Hogg

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Can we please not debate this as Democrats and Republicans but discuss this as Americans? In the comments if you see someone you dissagree with do not attack each other talk to one another, this applies to me too. WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO SAVE OUR FUTURE.”
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“It’s like when your old-a** parents are like, ‘I don’t know how to send an iMessage,’ and you’re just like, ‘Give me the f**king phone’ and you take it and you’re like, ‘OK, let me handle it,’ and you get it done in one second,” Hogg said. “Sadly, that’s what we have to do with our government because our parents don’t know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to.” — David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd Amendment Expert, and person who was vaguely in the vicinity when something bad happened to people he didn’t know”
Get a load of Alex de Tocqueville and John Stuart Mill there. Send him to Athens! 

You already lost the plot kid and you’re not even 20. You're not even drinking age.

Kids today. All emotions and no wit or wisdom. Pft and tsk.

How this guy became the face of the gun-control hysteria is beyond me. He probably has some opportunistic adults backing him. You don't get to 489k followers on the message alone I reckon.  I read somewhere his mother works for CNN but I don't care enough to verify that.

And that's how you jump the shark.

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