Bumming around the internet last night I ended up in the nether-world of psychics.
Now. T.C. understands it's possible there's a universe beyond our fingertips but some of those sites and claims are so outrageous it makes you wonder who the hell actually pays for it.
Then again, I had a friend who thought he had those scammers on NYC street corners figured out. He was out $100 before he could say "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Meh.
Some of those sites had "love calculators" and compatibility charts and stuff. I did some exploring and found out the following.
When I punched in my name and another person we had a "love match" of 94.5%.
Not bad.
Then I got smart.
For my companion this time I typed, "Horny Wildebeest."
76.5%
What do you know?
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