2009-05-26

Mom, Dad I Think I'm Ready To Change Religion


Ok, every once in a while you stumble on a website, organization or religion that leaves you in stitches. If a site can make you say, "brilliant" within five seconds it should be sent to the Smithsonian.

For the record, it takes a person about five days before they consider this site "adequate".

On to my point. Ever hear of the 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'?

The beauty about blogs and the internet is you can instantly lash out at idiots with humor and intelligence. Bobby Henderson was never a fan of the Kansas school board and its decision to teach Intelligent Design along side the theory of evolution and decided to, well, use satire as a form or protest.

Oh and please do read the "Hate Mail" section. Deliciously verbally scrumptious. The ability to comprehend satire is dead. No kidding, everyone is excessively sensitive and paranoid these days.

Someone should do the same for Mississippi who decided to do away with fractions and decimals.

6 comments:

  1. Delicious! Reminds that at 13 my son had founded "The Worshippers of the Big Submarine Butterfly. Their mantra was:" Comme il est grand le mystère du foie gras, aum...!

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  2. Hey, that's pretty good!

    I could never get into foie gras.

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  3. Man you are missing something. On a slice of baguette or panini with a nice glass of red wine, a good one, it is an experience worth the cost.

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  4. Done that. And I was in Paris to boot. It was a special kind of foie gras that only comes out during the Christmas holidays to boot again.

    After each bite I was reaching for the wine and water.

    It's an acquired taste.

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  5. Yes, it's super with red wine, but a bit fat. It takes Canadian (or French) climates to eat such things on a regular basis.

    One of the good things of cold climates is that you can eat and drink more.

    Excellent, le foie gras, in any case.

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  6. PS
    Very funny worships, btw.

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