2007-10-12

File Under Pointlessness: Sketches of life

Things you don't want to see: A man grimacing while coming out of a public bathroom stall.

Bad sports jargon: Filled with many terminologies and poor grammar, sports can be fun to single out for ridicule. For example, reports or updates will summarize "Steve McNair is probable for Sunday because of a bad back" or "is doubtful for Saturday because of a bad groin."

Bad back? Bad groin? Bad dog?

What, did the back scream "Fuck off, as it gave out?" Did the groin let out a sinister guitar wail as it popped?

Just wondering.

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