Max: Watching 15 cm of Snow Fall Unemployed

There is surely something magical and mystical about snow. Onto itself one snowflake doesn't look like much. Yet, when it accumulates it gathers so much power it's a natural wonder. Like water....

When will we rid ourselves of the criminal, spineless and immoral leaders Canada produces? Ah, not before we rid ourselves of a neat moral diversion! Over to you Bush....

Still waiting for those headlines to come out and say 'What happened to all the money for Tsunami victims?" Then Barbara Walters will interview some little South Pacific guy in his Chateau about the corruption scandal. In turn, we will all wonder in amazement how terrible people can be. Something like that anyway.

Ever notice how much slower the 12 articles or less lines are in a grocery store? I saw an old man drop a cake in the bakery section. He picked it up and............waited for the right moment........TO PUT IT BACK WHENCE HE GOT IT! Now to some, he was a defenseless little old man whom we should feel sorry for. After I got past laughing at him I guess, yeah, poor guy. But when he pulled that stunt he was no different than the rest of us as far as I am concerned. He deserved a beating for what he did. HE WAS GOING TO LET SOMEONE ELSE BUY AND EAT IT! I did what any person with a mild amount of decency would and took it and gave it to the bakers who were watching the whole thing. They thanked me.

Blast from the past: Why did the CFL have two out of its nine clubs named the 'Roughriders'? Were Canadians confused? Bi-zarre.

Does saying the word 'nigger' in the 20s have the same negative connatation it has today? How relevant are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, and to a lesser extent Spike Lee?

Saw, for some reason after taking a rest from reading 'Don Quixote', Sean Penn wagging his little finger last night at Chris Rock at the Oscars. Doesn't he have to go visit Iran or something so they can practice their deception skills on him? I guess you can fool an actor all of the time after all. I also fell on some girl named Beyonce singing, in way over her head, in French. It was atrocious. Stick to gyrating hoppy (loved that pet) music or whatever it is they call it today....Oh yeah, they call it rhythm and blues. Ha!

Today, I passed by a Quebec nationalist building paying tribute to 'Les Patriotes' and the rebellion of 1837. A rebellion led by an Anglo with an army that included several nationalities. It was less a nationalist movement than it was a rebellion against the oppressive nature of Royal government.

I couldn't help but think about this Province's sometimes exaggerated history. Reminds me of the episode on The Simpsons when Lisa exposes the myth and lies behind the founder of Springfield, Jebediah Springfield. Everything about this history feels so fabricated. Like it was built on the shoulders of thin-skinned academics and ethnic elitists who go into a fit of rage whenever someone dares question this Province's sometimes dubious past. Quebec nationalists basically think their shit don't stink. They hilariously consider themselves above both the white-bread Canadians and 'ignorant' Americans. They are always quick to point out the corruption of both, yet it is this Province that wrote the book on hedonistic corruption. So tired I am of this utterly stupid Canadian debate about Quebec in a post 9/11 world. La, la, la. Dring,dring,dring. Quebec has wondrous potential and does have an interesting history. But it falls by the wayside with the existence of the anti-democratic 'L'office de la langue Francaise'. An outfit whose behaviour adds up to nothing more than public harrassment. But hey, the government tolerates these assholes. That's what happens when you think you are the 'White Niggers of America'. You begin to justify your actions as being just, given this pathetic outlook.

Ever wonder how you would react if Jesus appeared out of the blue in your room as you sleep? Would you freak out? "I don't care who the f you are?!?! You're in my house dripping blood!" Or something like that. God bless him.