2014-09-04

Corporate Songs: IBM

Songs of IBM (via Ars Technica):

Thomas Watson is our inspiration,
Head and soul of our splendid I.B.M.
We are pledged to him in every nation,
Our President and most beloved man.
His wisdom has guided each division
In service to all humanity
We have grown and broadened with his vision,
None can match him or our great company.
T. J. Watson, we all honor you,
You're so big and so square and so true,
We will follow and serve with you forever,
All the world must know what I. B. M. can do.
—from "To Thos. J. Watson, President, I.B.M. Our Inspiration"

Creepy as hell.

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