Like this one from Mimi who drinks water in Minneapolis:
My friend just came back from Germany and brough back some a chocolate called Schoko Milch Riegel. It looks like a chocolate with a milk filling kinda like a Caramilk bar. But the ingredients are in German and I'm not sure if I can eat it. Will it turn me into a Nazi?
The Commentator responds:
You're friend is most definitely a Nazi sympathizer. However, I'm not sure if eating a chocolate bar will turn you into a Nazi. Maybe it could. I don't know. What I suggest you do is take a small bite, let it digest in your system and see how you feel in the morning. If you sense agitation and aggression building, it might be a symptom of you turning into a Nazi or a socialist. Since I am unfamiliar with this creepy looking chocolate bar, I don't know if an antidote exists so since it's your life it's your call.
On second thought, just go buy a fucken Kit-Kat.
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