Television - "Right Price, Right Store. Kroger's!"
The Commentator: "We should go to Kroger's."
The Commentator's Companion: "What are you talking about now?"
TC: "Look at how delicious the meat looks. I also wonder what it would be like to buy milk in those containers."
Companion: "We don't have Kroger's in Canada."
TC: "Hm, celery is on special. Let's go!"
Companion: "You have problems."
TC: "Quick, get dressed. We'll finish this later. If we leave now we can make it to New York before closing time."
Exit: We don't know if the companion followed.
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