2006-08-09

Will Return with Post Shortly

-I'm quite tied up with other projects. However, I will leave you this thought: Ever notice how a Chef at the end of a cooking show always tastes their own food in front of the camera? As if we don't know what's coming next. "Hmmmmmm..." orgasm style. How credible is this? What can they say other than "delicious!" I like to envision a scenario where a cook tastes the food only to spit it out spontaneously. "Hoo! That didn't work out. I guess garlic and strawberries don't go well together after all! Terrible!" Note to producers. Stop this conflict of interest.

- Note to Americans and other tourists: Here in Quebec, yield means speed up and a stop sign is optional. As for the walkway, you know the yellow stripes on the floor, they are meant strictly for road decor.

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