2013-07-31

Latest Health Buffoonery Courtesy Of New York

They keep getting dumber and dumber; politicians that is. Chuck Schumer, take a bow.

All this "Greek yogurt' trend bull shit. Greek, Lebanese, Middle-Eastern yogurt has been around for ages but now that Michelle has discovered it, it's the best thing since bread came sliced.

Wait 'til they come out with, I don't know, Swedish yogurt, and watch all the fadists (my word) run to it.

So stupid.

Greek yogurt is great (and delicious) but it shouldn't be fucking subsidized in schools especially considering regular plain yogurt is just as good. Besides, doesn't it have more fat content? I thought 'fat' was 'bad.' What will they do? Pay more for shitty 'low-fat?' Add all sorts of preservative garbage in it because you can't deliver pure, fresh Greek yogurt, right?

If it ain't real, authentic Greek yogurt, it's all waste of money and time. Something tells me this is all for show. 

Like I said. The people coming up with this shit are buffoons.

Case 29349595959696797979 why the government shouldn't be picking winners and losers. Seriously, why should ONE company (Chobani) get the contract? Why not, if you so god damn believe in free-enterprise, let schools chose the brand? Ah. But it's not about that is it? You can't have cronyism without the cronies, right?

This is getting retarded.

Trust me, the bureaucrats that come in here scrutinizing the menu know jack shit about food. Jack. Shit. As a matter of fact, interestingly enough, according to the last inspector who snooped around dairy was not considered a source of protein. We respectfully disagreed and not even Health Canada gave us a straight answer choosing instead to send all sorts of charts and other pamphlets.

I'll stick with family recipes.

The head spins sometimes.

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