One comment in sports I've come to hate like mud is "we win or play the right way" bull shit.
It's especially rampant in soccer (and hockey albeit to a lesser extent).
I always hear pundits babble on about some team playing the "right way" yet I still don't know, after a few decades of observing sports, what the heck that means. Another quip is "you just don't do that" alluding to some mythical unwritten rule.
The way I see it: Just win boobs. You don't win by looking pretty. It's not a judged sport like figure skating. You win by...anyone?...that's right: Kicking the ball in the net.
If you did it while flipping over Willy good for you. There's a Scooby snack waiting for you.
If you did it because you were looking at a girl in the stands and the ball happened to hit your hip, bouncing off a defender for an own goal, guess what, still you get a Scooby snack.
It's still A GOAL.
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Pundits just come up with shit half the time. They just suck in oxygen for no other apparent reason.
Which led me to this joke:
"Hey, Peter, the Brazilian Amazon just called. It wants its air back."
Eat that Costanza!
Go easy with the cain will ya? My neck hurts!
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