Titles or plots of books I'd like to see:
Lives I've likely ruined."Memoirs of a bad school teacher.
How about a story about a serial killer with an IQ of 166, after 36 murders, stumbles upon another potential victim only to discover he's (or she depending if you want to develop it into a macabre romance) another serial killer of equal intellectual merit?
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I had a dream my barber died and that the girl who cut my hair when I was 14 took his place. I worried if she knew how to use the clipper.
No clue what the significance or symbolism of this is.
Any publik skool teacher could write the first one.
ReplyDeleteI like the serial killer idea. That would make a good plot. Are you interested in writing a novel? If not, I'm going to steal the idea and make a complete botch of it.
As a semi-professional dream interpreter, I can tell you what your dream means.
The "barber" represents Canada, the nanny state, his death is your suppressed longing for a revolution to overthrow the Canadian government and replace it with yourself as benevolent dictator for life. The girl represents your doubts and insecurities about your own ability to govern and if you would be able to resist the lure of power and impose your own tastes by force on all Canadians.
In short, you are not sure if you would know how to "use the clipper".
That's hilarious. About the dream.
ReplyDeleteAs for novel, botch (and slash) away.
I don't know if I'll get to anything.
Hey Commentator,
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'll start outlining the serial killer novel when I have time. My working title is His and Hers, but maybe you have a suggestion?
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The novel should be about how once the killer selects his latest victim it becomes a strange game of cat and mouse.
ReplyDeleteAnd why are we talking about this out loud?
As for the title, have to think about that.
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You're probably right.
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