2009-02-25

Unique Questions And Problems

Dear The Commentator reader (s),

I have a problem. I moved into my new house. It's great. We're all having a great time frolicking about in and out of its elegant but modern architectural designs. There's only one problem: we still have figured out how to move the owners of our dream house out.

Also, if I'm left handed why aren't I on the left side of the political spectrum? Marxists, Communists and Socialists - you name it. Has there ever been a study done on this?

I eagerly await your thoughtful (and banal) responses.

Thank you.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/25/2009

    A simpleton was once told:"if you come face to face with a bear, stick your arm down his throat, grab is tail and turn it inside out. It will keep going away from you." Some time later the simpleton comes around all bloodied and badly mangled. To the peasants wondering what had happened he said:"I met a bear and did as you said...but it had already been pulled inside out".

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  2. Anonymous2/26/2009

    Hey man, it may be your moving house thing, it may be my ignorance of North American stuff, it may be a headache I have or my flat brain waves these days, it may also be my progressive estrangement from politics.

    Diavolo! I have difficulty in understanding your latest posts man!

    Di che stai parlando? Left-handedness makes you a leftist? Hating your house owners makes you a communist?

    Ah ah ah (*Roman crasss laugh*)

    Malgré ces problèmes de compréhension, I always read you. And I like your blog. And of what’s around it, all I also like (and Paul surtout)

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  3. Fear and fret not, Signor Roma, I don't fully understand myself four-fifths of the time.

    But it was a pitiful attempt at surreal humor.

    Alla fine della giornata, si parla di niente. Cazzo di niente.

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  4. Anonymous2/27/2009

    Besides, keeping up with your posting speed is no easy thing.

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