2009-02-13

Proclamation

I love apples but I hate apple sauce.

Why is that?

5 comments:

  1. I love applesauce but hate apples. It's because of the peels. Maybe you just really love the peels.

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  2. Anonymous2/14/2009

    hmmm i find this entry very apeeling.

    why is that?

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  3. Apeeling - good one!

    Heg, I don't know what I like I'm so confused.

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  4. At this very moment I'm looking at a Gala apple and a little cup of Mott's apple sauce. I'm going for the apple. Apple sauce reminds me of baby food. On the other hand, if you have no teeth, the apple sauce is the better choice.

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  5. Being confused sucks.
    @SE - I think that's part of what makes applesauce so great; I'm a lazy, lazy man, a man who can't be bothered to do mundane tasks like "chew his own food." Babies are so lucky, they don't have to do anything for themselves.

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