National Budget: Bigibberishship

Yeah, about that budget.

Yeah.

Right.

In an earlier post I referred to the current session of parliamentarians as sluts with access to money.

After watching them pat each other on the back for a "job well done" it left me to ponder my life; my existence. Here are a bunch of, let's call them "politicians" congratulating themselves for essentially abandoning their principles (assuming they have any) under the guise of bipartisanship. That wasn't bipartisanship, that was one lousy party flexing its muscles with an unelected leader and the other bending over for it in order to merely survive.

Anyway, if this is what passes as "bipartisan" then it's as over rated as 'Sex in the City.' I know, the show is finished. I couldn't come up with an alternative. If the conservatives and liberals were to define their sexual orientation it would be "bisexual" with the Liberals acting like the Drama Queens - and the NDP as the gimps. I just had to add that in there.

I ask Mr. Harper what's the point of your existence now? Where in the world do you stand for conservative values after that budgetary performance? Ooo, did the Liberals pull a good one on you. All that money is going nowhere fast, wink, wink, if you get my drift.

Better the cash goes to cronies than the citizen. Such is the courageous Canadian solution to our economic confusion.

For the record, if I hear one more person say Canada is under the sway of "conservatism" I will, I will, break my pencil and exclaim, "aargh!" very loudly...and politely or course. I'll do it while biting into a Coffee Crisp.

True classic conservatism doesn't exist in Canada. If it does, I would like for someone to point it out to me.