I'm Canadian. I just checked my passport...it's not worth much. Mine has a dead clubbed seal on the cover with me smiling over the carcass holding a Tim Horton's hot chocolate with a thumbs up. I put it on, you know, for fun. The passport agency was not amused. Neither was Tim Horton's and their daddy Wendy's. I wrote back to Tim Horton's and Wendy's and told them they should invent a special decadent deluxe doughnut burger. I don't know how they could do this but I would call it the Wendy Horton's 'Piece of shit roll up to rim my ass classic burger'.
By Cutter Yoully
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