Am I A Closet Gay Atheist?

I read somewhere that people are closet atheists but are afraid to admit it.

Whatever.

That we are all closet atheists reminds me of a liberal (and I mean liberal) girl I dated in university. One fine afternoon strolling along without a care in the world, she asserted all men have a secret desire to be with another man at least once. When I protested, she dismissed me as being in denial.

The more I pleaded, the more she saw it as a denial on my part. I let it go.

Insane as the statement was, she sure was beautiful.

Good times.