This blog does not hide behind the fact that it considers WKRP one of the finest (and possibly most under rated) sitcom of all time. Heck, I try and bring a certain inconsistent absurdity, incompetence, rebellion, intelligence and well-written and thought out opinions to this blog. Marketing people are always saying how you have to be an "expert" to write a blog or to stay "focus" on one subject in order to drive traffic or maybe earn a few pennies. Bah.
Besides, isn't that why we blog? To run away from the restrictions of our corporate sensibilities. Every day people wear neck ties and head for their cubicles with a bag of doughnuts and coffee to work for the man. All the while wondering what senseless drivel middle management has come up with. Raw! Raw! Raw!
Why bring that to this? Why? Because the search engines tell us to? The websites that promise you fame and fortune for your posts? Can't we just express ourselves freely without necessarily being a god dang expert? Screw all that. I write what I feel and know and if the keywords don't match what Little Lolita or Biggy Bobby (I couldn't come up with something better) are punching on the keyboards in the millions so ficken be it.
Without further ado, ici voila and exchange between Dr. Johnny Fever and Les Nessman:
Les: Monster lizard ravages east coast! Mayors in five New England cities have issued emergency requests for federal disaster relief as a result of a giant lizard that descended on the east coast last night! Officials say that this lizard, the worst since '78, has devastated transportation, disrupted communication, and left many hundreds homeless!
Johnny: Monster lizard?
Les: The wire service never lies!
Johnny: Les, the "B" is out on the printer! It's monster blizzard!
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