New Comic Strip

Beckham and Jeter. The immigrant and the Native. Together for the first time as they - with the help with Aquaman of course - will take on the terrorists.

Jeter (suddenly appears): "I am Jeter. Jeter, Derek. Derek Jeter. I play short stop for the New York Yankees."

Terrorist: "N-n- no! Have mercy on me infidel pig!"

Jeter: No can do, criminal. That would be an intentional walk and I just can't allow that. I'm all wicked clutch! WHACK!"

Beckham (enters from another galaxy - get it? Heh.): "Anyone seen my hair mousse?"

Jeter (leaning on bat over corpse): "Hey, where's AQ? I know he's useless on land but this is ridiculous."

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