2007-03-23

Quick Takes: We Vote Monday, The Green Seperatists and Pourous Harbours

Quebecers take to the polls on Monday: someone had to wake me up to remind me. Here is a crash course regarding our choices:

Parti Quebecois: Yeah, right.

ADQ:
Plausible alternative but Mr. Dumont is a little too comfortable with separation. He too suffers from a genetic deficiency unique to Quebec politics. Namely, he can't seem to explain with any substance how Quebec could and would achieve success in a post-Canada world. Too bad; I would have strongly considered him.

Liberals
: They are, well, the default wallpaper settings for voters who would never vote PQ.

Can I vote instead for Sanjaya?

- What to do to reinvigorate an outdated political platform? Why gloss over it with a trendy decor, that's how!

The strategic acumen the Parti Quebecois attempts to display in the early 21st century seems smart on the surface but it lacks substance.

It's like building a beautiful restaurant and serving crappy food.

17 years of voting privileges and they still fail to make any sense to me. I mean, where's the logic? They want to bust up a country while being environmentally friendly? Yeesh.


- A Senate National Defence Committee Report quotes: "It is no secret that Canada's ports are riddled with organized crime, and nobody seems to be doing much about it."

You think? I'll take it a step further: gangs run much of Montreal's streets.

At this point, if resources are scarce to crack down, why not enlist organized crime to help and defend our borders? Don't freak out: It's been done before. Notably during the Second World War.

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