Quebecers take to the polls on Monday: someone had to wake me up to remind me. Here is a crash course regarding our choices:
Parti Quebecois: Yeah, right.
ADQ: Plausible alternative but Mr. Dumont is a little too comfortable with separation. He too suffers from a genetic deficiency unique to Quebec politics. Namely, he can't seem to explain with any substance how Quebec could and would achieve success in a post-Canada world. Too bad; I would have strongly considered him.
Liberals: They are, well, the default wallpaper settings for voters who would never vote PQ.
Can I vote instead for Sanjaya?
- What to do to reinvigorate an outdated political platform? Why gloss over it with a trendy decor, that's how!
The strategic acumen the Parti Quebecois attempts to display in the early 21st century seems smart on the surface but it lacks substance.
It's like building a beautiful restaurant and serving crappy food.
17 years of voting privileges and they still fail to make any sense to me. I mean, where's the logic? They want to bust up a country while being environmentally friendly? Yeesh.
- A Senate National Defence Committee Report quotes: "It is no secret that Canada's ports are riddled with organized crime, and nobody seems to be doing much about it."
You think? I'll take it a step further: gangs run much of Montreal's streets.
At this point, if resources are scarce to crack down, why not enlist organized crime to help and defend our borders? Don't freak out: It's been done before. Notably during the Second World War.
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