2006-10-13

More Observances and Questions

What's with the smiling Scarecrow's? A smiling pumpkin or clown can be sinister but a Scarecrow looks stupid -all tilted. Halloween is supposed to be scary. Instead, front lawns are fricken dressed and littered with friendly Scarecrow's. Make me shiver! Not like I want to rent 'The Wizard of OZ.'

When will the madness stop? When will the world be rid of comedic sportscasters? They come off sounding like smart-alecs. Mixing humour with anything takes a skillful mind. What is the screening and hiring process for an anchorman's (excuse me, anchorperson's)) seat? Just who decided that mixing pseudo-jesters with reporting the box scores was a swell idea? It's the same with newscasts. Ever notice how they laugh at the dumbest jokes? Or end their newscasts with Cookie the Frowning Flipping Frog? They shuffle their papers with a comfortable smile and tell us good night. This is news?

It's like everyone is on drugs. Nothing is real.

Report relevance. Keep it professional.

Ha! Like that's going to happen.

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