Perhaps the title is a stretch but Canada has possibly found its own answer to Hilary Clinton: Belinda Stronach.
Move over intellectually accomplished Michael Ignatieff. Ken Dryden may be a lawyer with a sense of history who happens to be getting his jersey retired with the Montreal Canadiens but he's got nothing on Stronach.
While it is not exactly morally advisable to let your sexual prowess out pace your political (or general) accomplishments, in today's short-sighted and superficial culture it's a recipe for success. With nepotism still running high in Canada, Belinda will do alright.
Poor Belinda. Well, actually that's not accurate. She's very rich. Anyway, former Toronto Maple Leaf Tie Domi's wife has blown the whistle on the alleged affair between Tie and Belinda. Crossing the floor, evidently, is not the only thing she is good at.
Tie Domi? The guy looks like The Rhino. Just more proof that it's not necessarily the look that matters nor the personality per se. It's the pay check that accompanies it.
Civil Servant: "Ms. Stronach. Here's your new Cabinet portfolio. Mr. McKay sends a wink and his regards."
Ms. Stronach (giggling): "Er, what's a portfolio?"
CS (scratches head): "Um, not sure."
Male Voter: "I have no idea what she stands for but she's hot and willing!"
Female Voter: "She's so smart. She has to be good; she's Liberal."
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