2005-12-28

First For You

The following is a paid advertisement by The Monarchy Bank of Canada.

At Monarchy Bank we know how devastating losing your home can be. That's why we believe in our 'First to Repossess Program' to ensure that your dream house does not become your first nightmare. It's the first program of its kind and it's a testament to our dedication of making YOU, our valued and cherished customer, first.

We lead the country in housing and commercial properties seizures and we take this success very seriously. We also are excellent at turning our backs on our clients, whom we consider friends, when they need a small business loan or are looking to refinance their mortgage.

If it is other services you desire, we are pleased to present the Monarch's Insurance Scheme service. With the lowest payout ratios in the nation, our product is second to none.

Here at Monarchy Bank we are also proud of our commitment to the cultural heritage of this great fragmented land. In a tightly regulated blue world, we firmly believe in the history of Canada. Just ask our Veterans.

Losing your home during increasing short-term rates is inevitable once the housing bubble bursts. Why not lose it with the best bank in Canada?

Monarchy Bank: First For You; when you are about to lose everything you live for.

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