2025-02-16

Canada Dissolving Like a Sugar Cube in Luke Warm Piss

This is a very cynical satirical hit piece on Canada - on purpose. Apologies for the disjointed ebb and flow. 

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Once upon a time, there was a country. Or at least, that’s what it called itself. In reality, it was more of a polite suggestion. A demi-formed business write-off propped up by maple sap and the vague hope that nobody would ever ask it to do anything difficult. 

It had borders, sure. It has a government, kind of. It has a flag, but mostly it has vibes—soft, inoffensive, utterly neutered vibes. 

Speaking of flags, Canada spent a lot of energy deciding on one. And they settled on a maple leaf.

Is the maple tree unique to Canada? Nope. China has more and is found across Asia and Europe. Moreover, it produces a sticky liquid called maple syrup which is mostly produced in Quebec. Nothing  screams unity more than a tree found everywhere and whose extract is a key source of its national identity comes from one province. 


For a while, it was all fine.. Canada’s whole existence was based on one core belief: nothing bad ever really happens here.

Mostly because our best talent went to the U.S. to make things and make things happen there.

This was the national religion. Not Christianity, not secularism, but safety. Safety above all else. Safety from conflict. Safety from offense. Safety from the burden of having to think for yourself.

Helmet law for driving incoming! 

It was a country where a pothole takes ten years to fix (not really), but changing the lyrics to the national anthem? Immediate priority. Why? Because someone, somewhere, might feel something unpleasant for five fucking seconds, and in Canada, that’s basically a war crime.

All thy sons command....Not very DEI. 

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How Canadians view rhemselves:



What they are:




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A Nation Held Together by Politeness and Fear of Mean Words

The whole place reeked of passive-aggressive submission. Nobody really loved Canada, but they sure as hell hated the idea of anything different.

Patriotism? Too aggressive. Too.....MAGA.

History? Too problematic. What with it being white and Christian all that. 

Freedom? Sounds a little American, don’t you think?  Freedumbers. All of you!

Canada never built an identity—it just defined itself in the negative. We are not American. We are not loud. We are not a threat. We are not, we are not, we are not.

Then one day, the world turned and asked, Okay, but what the fuck are you?

Canada just stared blankly, mouth slightly open drooling, like a deer caught in the high beams of reality.

We're a multicultural post-national state that doesn't mind China buts hates Trump and only waving a flag of convenience when the government orders it.

Obey.

What about Quebec? Whatever aches and ails Canada double it for Quebec. I won't go any further.

Loose profile of a Quebec official: 



The Great COVID Compliance Olympics

Then came COVID, and Canada faced its ultimate test: would it stand up for personal freedom, for civil liberties, for the idea that individuals had the right to make their own choices?

Of course not.

The government rolled out emergency measures designed for literal wartime, froze the bank accounts of protesters, and banned people from moving freely within their own country. And the people?

They nodded along like fucking NPCs stupidly conflating obedience for courage and gleefully dividing each other through dehumanizing and demonizing rhetoric. 

For our health. 

They clutched their masks, refreshed CBC new every five minutes, and prayed for stronger restrictions. They ratted out their neighbors like twitchy Soviet informants. They turned on their own countrymen with the enthusiasm of a junior hall monitor drunk on power and unlimited hall tickets. 

Detention for daring to question the narrative! 

Canadians saw themselves as part of the resistance. Against a mild virus. 

Remember when the government called truckers—blue-collar workers who spent months in isolation driving across the godforsaken tundra and Canadian shield—dangerous extremists?

The public nodded again, as if hypnotized swallowing whole one-sided misinformation. Even the facts that came out of POEC has shaken them out of their severe Stockholm Syndrome. 

TRUCKERS ENEMY. 

"Yes, yes, of course, these honking bastards are the real threat. Please, Daddy Trudeau, make the mean HONK HONK  stop!" 

A Country With No Spine, No Teeth, and No Fucking Chance

Of course, none of this is technically a dictatorship. Gee, lucky us. But we're on the path. 

Look at our "media". There are no true dissenting alternative perspectives or media. Canada seeks to actively suppress speech as Bills C-10-11-18-36 seeks to do. Those are backdoor censorship laws by design. And Canadians still applaud. The government says Facebook threatens "democracy" then it must be true because why would the benevolent and enlightened government lie to people? 

Canadians consume Pravda and don't even realize it. It's not normal to have the entire punditry, political and "intellectual classes consistently close ranks. Ir's the hallmark of an authoritarian culture of dullards. 

A Canadian in his natural habitat reading "news" carefully curated for its sensitive ego and stomach:



No tanks in the streets. No coups. No big dramatic speeches about crushing dissent. Scratch that. We did squash dissent when  RCMP on horse back trampling on an Indigenous woman. 

Canada, we're told, is committed to freedom of assembly and the right to protest. As long as it's government approved. 

Because Canada didn’t need that. You don’t need force when the people willingly lick the boot.

Here’s the problem with that:

A nation that chooses subservience is no longer a nation. It’s a parking lot waiting to be repurposed.

And Canada? Canada is prime real estate.

  • Huge landmass
  • Unbelievable natural resources
  • No real military
  • No deep-seated belief in self-defense
  • No fucking clue how the real world works

It’s an empire’s wet dream.

The only reason it hasn’t been scooped up already is that America’s been busy arguing with itself. But the second Washington decides it wants in, Canada won’t resist.

It won’t even notice.

The Soft, Gentle American Takeover

When the annexation happens—and it will happen—there won’t be a war. We're watching the dissolving of Canada in real time. 

ITSOKAY we stand on guard for thee!


No invasions. No tanks rolling through Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, or Vancouver.

Just a slow, polite absorption. Ok. There'll be some shrieks of 'Boycott America' and lame attempts at forming guerrillas - WOLVERINES! - but....

A trade deal here.
A “mutual defense agreement” there.
A quiet cultural blending.

You'd be insane to not accept the peace and prosperity Pax Americana is about to embark on. We have to decide if we want in or out of it. 

One day, a new tax law will pass that looks suspiciously American.

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338 flappy heads hard at work:




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Then McDonald’s will start taking U.S. dollars only.

Just like that. 

Then a handful of MPs will casually suggest that it makes more sense to just... fold Canada into the States.

And nobody will protest.

Nobody will fight. Spill blood when an offer of USD is on the table? 

The public will just shrug, take a sip of their double-double, and say, Huh. Weird.

And then they’ll move the fuck on. 

Because, in the end, you can’t conquer a country that never really existed in the first place.

It was an interesting experiment. A tiny colony living next to the mightiest empire in history. We were an anomaly; an aberration. America had the grace to let us exist because why not? We posed no threat. We were a flappy headed peaceful kingdom.  Then we decided to act like irresponsible teenagers until mom and dad came back home and grounded us.

Everything's changed. Canada's internal weakness is reminiscent of any decaying nation or empire. A nation too weak from within can't defend itself against external aggression. 

But it's ok. If we fall we can always take comfort that the history books will record that at least....

We weren't American. 





2025-01-21

The Big Yawn Will Keep Canada On Its Current Trajectory

Until we see the likes of scribes Coyne, Ivison, Kinsella etc. and their smug, shallow, predictable, and tedious stake takes are gone or replaced, Canada continues its trajectory into a post-nation state hell hole. Just knock it off with your TDS nonsense already.

Coyne's out there retweeting fricken Acosta and the Lincoln Project, how he thinks the carbon tac is great and once said Biden is 'sharp as a tact'. Or something silly like that.

All continue to laughably and ludicrously promulgate the idea that masks and lockdowns are rooted in science. And arrogant about it too.

They like to think themselves bad asses posting punk songs meanwhile they bow to pseudo-science like good Pavlovian Dogs suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

False equivalence galore with them to boot and none are above hyperbole.

The Big Yawn is what I call it.

No chance in hell Canada leaves the WHO and Paris Accords. None. Not even under Poilievre. That takes balls of which we have little here. 

We need to first condition and deprogram the colonials to understand that these organizations and treaties are not in our best interests.

The idea of working through these spent forces is outdated.

The entire Canadian "intellectual" class has little to offer. They give the impression less of providing intelligent guidance and more of lashing out cluelessly of a real change that's taking place.

Whoosh.

Ditto for our political class. It's not a serious country run by serious people easily rattled and quick to over react.

Retaliatory tariffs? Insanely irresponsible. But this is what passes as leadership now in Canada.

Trump smells weakness. He doesn't hate it as the mundanely mendacious mediocre Freeland brazenly thinks. She further thinks Trump is afraid of her. Yes, I'm sure a guy who stared down mobsters and ruthless leaders is afraid of an authoritarian with a likability score approaching below zero who once froze banks accounts (something Trump never did. So he's already better by an order of magnitude) is afraid of our CETA-crying Chrystia Freeland. Uh-huh. Sure. Whatever you tell that non-existent flag in the morning. Or maybe she's just that - toxic. The idea she thinks she can unify Canadians is ludicrous. Trump also uses high pressure sales tactics to read the room.

And boy did we show our hand. All I could do is sit and face palm listening to the geniuses ruling the colony.

What about Carni Mark? That guy's vision is blurred.

This is what passes for "science" in Canada now. Teaming up with Bill Gates and and green grift company Deep Sky to suck up the carbon (an element that sustains life) out of the atmosphere.

Who said quackery was dead?

We owe our prosperity and wealth to resources. It's our lifeline. Imagine fucking around with this. Now, because of Trump, people are demanding what I used to argue in university poli sci classes in the 90s only to get blank stares and push back. I argue then we needed to bolster the military and start at least the process of diversifying our economy and trade deals. The usual insipid and naive 'no one would invade or hurt' Canada' came back as responses. There was no getting through to them.

So we made a bed. Now we want to undo it. All of a sudden the colonials realize spears aren't gonna cut it. But here's the problem. It's way too late now. Canada pride and nationalism is fleeting and was what I always suspected - hollow. Self-righteous and proud in its "anti-American' envy.

Canada is gonna do jack shit. Like they did nothing about foreign interference. We're a playground for criminal activity. We're the Ukraine of the West. It all blossoms here.

Canada's motto is 'Take no Action'. But try to be cool about it while pretending to think we're the best.

The Big Yawn. Like I said.

If this is how they see things then it's time for not only a change in government but an overhaul of the Liberal party mindset.

America is once again moving and shaking. It takes America to drive our civilization. Expect the colonials to react as colonials do. Act and think like colonials be treated as colonials.

America is out of the WHO and Paris Accords. That will save trillions. They're off the woke-wagon.

They're reestablishing and reasserting their identity. No more bull shit.

I'm happy for America. A weak America is not good for the world. I wish it would be so here.

Canada, for its part, continues on its path to becoming the West's first failed state.

You get what you think.





2025-01-18

Rise Of The Lilliputians

Canada's "intellectual" and political classes are asking Canadians "rally" around Justin Trudeau and his unelected Canada-USA Council that includes the likes of Rachel Notley and others.

Who is Flavio Volpe? I don't care he has an Order of Canada. Those things are worthless. I want to know how he and his pals at the Lilliputians of the Wobbly Table presume to speak for ME or other Canadians in a prorogued Parliament? 

Maybe I need to be spanked but I have a huge problem with what Justin Trudeau did and these people expect us to just close ranks with them? Why did Justin bring on left-wing activists to deal with an ELECTED Trump administration? 

They live in another realm.  

What the heck is Kinew going on about 'Canadian pride'? That ship sailed during Covid, pal. The Emergencies Act and direct assault on civil liberties may mean jack shit to you but they do to me. 

Why would I close ranks with people who attacked and assaulted the civil liberties of Canadians during Covid?

Motley was just about as fiendish as any during those dark anti-human, anti-science and unethical days.

Then there's this beaut from Bob Rae.

"...we all need to join together in defence of Canada and the rule of law, facts, and fairness."

In Canada? Are you fucking kidding me? Rule of law? In Canada? SNC and EA, anyone? 

And Trudeau. What more can we say? Is there any demographic he hasn't pissed off in his nine years of imbecilic rule?

Millions he upset. 

Millions.

Then they have the audacity to ask we stand with them? You want me to stand with a person who has no moral authority to govern and has locked the country into a 77-day dictatorship? 

Yeh. Pass.

Just go away already, Justin. 

I have no faith, trust or respect whatsoever in this bunch. 

Go start an unnecessary trade war based on thin-skinned faux nationalist bull shit you Lilliputian imbeciles. 


The Court Jesters And Free Citizens Are The News Now

Maher on the Pallisades. 

Every single thing he says here can be applied to Canada.

Woke central with high taxes and little quality services to show for it and a lot of empty platitudes and lecturing and hectoring from the gatekeepers and political class.

If you want a really hard sober take on it, just go to Carolla's X account. He's been pounding on this for years and before it was cool. It's hilarious how he shows Newsom no mercy or respect to his face.

Let's keep on the comedian as commentators track for a second.

It's pretty amazing how many of them have churned out successful political shows that surpass actual political shows in audience size and views. Just goes to show how the line between cost jesters and gatekeepers has been blurred. People no longer respect or trust whatever comes out of the legacy mainstream media machine. 

Tone deaf, blind, arrogant, paternalistic, and just plain nasty at times. It's hard to read Tweets from regimists posting as "journalists" at CBC, MSNBC, CNN, CTV, WaPo, LA Times. NYT, Toronto Star and so on. And yes, I focus on the left because they're by far the worst of the bunch. They're the ones who scream in shrill hysterics about needing censorship to fight disinformation.

Everything the left touches goes to shit. I used to be subscribed to great liberal publications like The New Republic and The Atlantic in the 80s and 90s. They were excellent reads. No more. Now, they're unreadable far left rags. If you want to read actual socialist or communist takes just go to Motherjones or The Nation. Or even Jacobin. The mainstream is just an incoherent, unprincipled mess mish mash of chasing current things that enlightens less and divides more. Event the once great classical liberal The Economist has knelt before Zod bidding for government narrative officialdom. 

My old stomping grounds at Reason magazine has also lost a bit of its footing. Covid wasn't its finest hour. It has treaded a little to close to the left-wing line in recent years. Still, better than most. Unfortunately, it destroyed its comments community - known as Reasonoids - which for the time I was there had the best comments on the Internet bar none. It was that good. All things must pass.

True free thinking is hard to come by. And even dangerous these days. People are being questioned, fined and even jailed for opinions. Not in Russia. In the so-called free West. I'm looking at you Germany and UK. And Canada is not too far behind. USA needs to get its act together or else it too will find itself in trouble. 

As a friend used to tell us before a hockey or soccer game, "fuck these assholes."

Dore, Maher, Carolla, and Rogan have massive audiences. Why? Because they're talking about things people want to hear and most of the time their opinions reflect how people feel and think. Roles have been reversed. Comedians have become Walter Cronkite and journalist the court jesters. All they do is spew the official government narrative and people see right through it. Worse, they react in shock - shock I tell you! - when people call them out on it.

They sulk in derisive pompous indignation about Rogan but joke's on them so to speak. These people actually sanctimoniously believe their own pseudo-intellectual gibberish about being defenders of democracy.

And what of comedians like Kimmel, Myers, Colbert, Stewart and Fallon?

They're not comedians. They're extensions of the Democrat party. Nothing they say is unique or through-provoking. They toe the official narrative line offering Milk Bones and Scooby Snacks to their low-information clapping seals. They're the court jesters for the Cheka. And now they've pulled Bill Burr into their universe. Burr er al have a huge problem with people exercising their critical thinking skills. Burr in particular seems to have a huge problem with it. 

These people make you realize what kind of a seismic loss Norm MacDonald was to the craft.

It's not just comedians that have revolutionized media and given not just a voice to people but the confidence to voice their thoughts and opinions.

The authorities hate that. In Canada, Trudeau has proven to be the poster-petulant child for anti-free speech screeds by law. He cynically and tyrannically has been chipping away at it 'backdoor' style - because that's what authoritarian ego-maniacal cowards do -  with Bills C-10,11,18,36, 63. Read 'em. That's five bills that many people - citizens and experts alike -  across the ideological divide have raised concerns over. 

The more they clamp down the more we see investigative journalists like Ian Carroll, George Webb, Sam Cooper, Celia Farber, Katarina Szulc and so on. And the Internet continuously evolves to five space to former journalists who have gone independent. The list of those is too numerous but Alex Berenson and Sharyl Atkinson spring to mind as examples.

It's all good for us and the truth. It's all bad for them and the curation of the truth.







2025-01-17

The Belligerent Obnoxious "Team Canada" Approach; A 51st State As A Formality.

The geniuses ruling this sinking ship are manufacturing a crisis before our eyes. Of all available options regarding the U.S., they're choosing the worst possible option: Trade war.  A trade war we can't win.

It doesn't matter if tariffs could or would hurt the U.S. economy, it can withstand a hit. It's the most dynamic and diversified economy on earth with a highly skilled entrepreneurial class. The United States is a master economy of which we serve.

Think Rome. Washington is Rome. Ottawa is Pompeii. A playground.

We're none of those things. The people chosen to play on "Team Canada' are plumbers. Not skilled players. 

They're the C-grade students who believe they deserve an A. They refuse to listen to what Trump is asking (border security) and inventing a problem assuming the tariffs are inevitable. The tariffs are the tactic to achieve it.

How daft does one have to be to not see this?

A little wise and sane reading of the room could have prevented this potential stand off. But nope. Just like how they ignore Canadians, they're ignoring the Americans. Because "Trump" and "We're not American".

They're reading what they want to read into it. They're making this political to try and score cheap "nationalism" points in hopes of looking like they're saving Canada from Trump. It's juvenile.

The 'Team Canada' approach risks dividing an already divided and fragmented country further. Who in their right mind could possibly rally around the same people who divided us? Justin Trudeau made this bed and he must be forced to lie in it.

This is a government that has no moral authority to govern or speak on behalf of Canadians. It thinks Trump will be a rallying point for them. He's not. That's how spectacularly out of touch they are. Some of us - millions - loathe Trudeau and the Liberals way more than Trump. Their economic game of chicken is going to blow up in everyone's faces.

The Liberal party should be pulverized into dust.

What the Americans wanted was win-win. Strong border. 

What Canada is doing is lose-lose. 

10 years of this insular 'Team Canada' approach. 

An election is needed yesterday.

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All this ties into the 51st state. Trump's constant mocking of Trudeau, while hilarious and deserved, may not be working.

Even an egoist like Trump must be surprised at the level of Trudeau's self-absorption.

The idea of Canada as a state is nothing new. We used to joke about it in hight school. In the 1980s. Everyone knew we were an "indepedentish' anchor of the U.S. empire. The country and its leaders understood this and acted accordingly. We were quiet, stable and peaceful. Sure there were challenges but nothing like today.

Alex Jones used to talk about the North American Union in his early days. It was a specialty of various "conspiracy theorists' in the 1990s. Again, their warnings were more prescient than we care to admit.

Canada, a nation that still doesn't know itself, always reacts with defensiveness whenever its bigger brother mocks it. Part of the tariff reaction is due to the country's inferiority complex towards the U.S.

The cold hard reality is Canada is a branch plant economy and society. It's already a satellite of the American empire. Its sovereignty is still tied to the UK, under the influence of China and forever linked intricately to the United States.

Act like a colony, expect to be treated as one.

Canadians don't realize they don't have a Charter of inalienable rights. They have a Charter of privileges that can be retracted at any point by the government backed by the judiciary. It's a Spreadsheet of Rights. It's useless. We also no longer have the rule of law. Or property rights.

All this was revealed during the unethical and authoritarian Covid response. Canadians concerned with how the government behaved began to look at things harder. They looked under the hood. And they didn't like what they saw. No wonder they feel it's hopeless and are willing to support a North American Union. 

The choice isn't between Trump and Canada. That's a foolish false equivalence.

What Canadians need to understand is WE did this to ourselves. Trump is just a shark that smells blood.

Canada is a sexy piece of meat roaming naively in the Serengeti as predators stalk it lustfully.

Alas, we're not a people that fought for our country. We have no idea how rights work because we were handed off a jewel as a business expense. We're like Lilliputians living on a beach in French Polynesia living it up.

Until one day it's all threatened not knowing how to defend it.

The Americans fought a Revolutionary War. They invented their own system of governance. Checks and balances is an American idea. They penned the world's first great Constitution guaranteeing inalienable rights. They soon fought a bloody and violent Civil War to preserve it.

America is a country.

Canada is a colony.

Quite frankly, to me, if statehood or protectorate were to happen, it would be just a formality.

Just like how this country came into being. 

Whimp, wimp, whimper.

Poo-tee-weet?



77 Days Of Despotic Rule

*Unedited. One draft. Apologies. 

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Joe Rogan recently called Trudeau a fuckhead and cocksucker to tens of millions of listeners. He never speaks this way. 

He speaks for millions.

Justin Trudeau is a spoiled, petulant, little illiberal narcissistic wannabe tinpot despotic shithead.

That's precisely what he is.

Trudeau doesn't speak for Canadians. He speaks for Justin.

He's addicted to power because he has nothing else. A deeply superficial and remarkably mediocre mind and soul.

And now he rules a colony.

See, with all available options to do right by a country, Justin did as expected and chose the worst possible choice. 

Rather than resign like a man and call an election like a patriot, he chose to step aside like a wimp and prorogue Parliament like a coward.

He keeps reminding us he's a fighter.

A fighter that runs from his opponent in a ring he means.

He's no fighter. He's a self-absorbed ass.

But let's not be too harsh on this stale and sickening individual. He had help. Notably Montreal private school shmuck Gerald Butts and Chief Katie Telford. Imagine a country being run by a cynical operative named Katie.

Katie is the new Karen.

But the biggest piece of shit of them all is Jagmeet Singh (with Charlie Angus rivalling him). If not for this sharply dressed dullard, Canada wouldn't be in this mess. He has propped up the Poptart Pooper for two bloody years. And for what? For a stupid fucken dental plan that isn't free? People are leaving the dental offices thinking it was free only to find out they have the fork over the bulk of the cost. This dude gets up in front of cameras railing at the Liberals while propping them up. No principles. No honour. No shame. No nothing. 

Idiots all around. No. Scratch. Stupid people rule us. And stupid people are dangerous.

Singh and Trudeau pose a greater threat to Canada than Trump ever could. 

Maybe Singh's turban is too tightly wound it's squeezing out any sense that's left in his hare-brained mind.

Together, they ooze misguided arrogance having navigated a country into uncharted waters. They probably don't see what they've done.

Why would they? They clearly shut themselves off from outside opinions and dissenting views. They've insulated themselves within a bubble wrap of illiberal authoritarianism. They're digesting disinformation and spewing it right back out.

Oh, how they sing with glee for having made their little spiels on American shows. But don't you dare call Canada a 51st state! When they act like little colonials it's ok.

These scheming little nitwits have pushed Canada into a place no Commonwealth nation has gone. And still I have to hear blathering buffoons blister out the usual misplaced Canadian boastful idiocy claiming Canada is the 'best democracy in the world'. 

Really, huh?

What part? The illegal use of the Emergency Act? The complete disregard and rupture of the rule of law in the SNC case and other matters? The proroguing of Parliament for what amounts to biding time for the Liberal party? A completely inappropriate misapplication of what proroguing is meant to be. Of course, do not expect the courts to side with the people when challenged.

It's Canada. We have a Charter. Not a Constitution. We have no checks and balances. Ours is a system predicated on honour. No honour, no functional democracy. And what do we have? Dishonor. And with it goes an open and transparent democracy.

Just like that. All it took was for a shnook like Justin Trudeau to mess up Canada real good.

Canadians wanted an election. But Justin refused because he knew he was going to be obliterated. The Liberal brand has turned to mush and shit.

It's a marvel it has any supporters. 

Parliament was shut down in October because the Liberals refused to hand over STDC documents to the RCMP for investigation. 

Canada has been plunged into political chaos as a result. 

Justin Trudeau defied Parliament. READ THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE.

He's our Oliver Cromwell.

Tyrants can and do exist within a free democracy.

On what planet do we live to believe Justin has the moral authority to govern? 

Alas, congratulations Canada. We're the best country in the world. Why would anyone hurt the best country in the world? 

Now we're stuck until May before an election comes. Do you know how much damage Justin can do until then? 

I know he's somewhat constrained but since when does he follow the rules? Justin is a deeply wounded narcissists. And when narcissists are hurt they lash out at everyone around them. Canada in this case.

He's appointing unelected morons like the boozy Rachel Notley to a Canada-USA Council. Why? Why an NDP flunky who can barely think with any moral or intellectual clarity?

The last thin you want is an NDPer talking to the new U.S. administration. 

Have you seen the nominees in confirmation hearings? Hegseth and Bondi strike me as people you don't mess with. Horman is another. Bhattacharya at NIH is another.

This is Marshall Matt Dillon level stuff.

America isn't fucking around anymore. Canada thinks it's still fuck around time.

Flappy headed resource students tend to think it's always party time in Whistler.

These people have o business negotiating a lemon stand deal let alone the United States in all its new found Manifest Destiny grandiosity. Trump is intellectual and political chaos. He's nothing and everything at the same time. Principles aren't his guide. RAW POWER POLITICS is.

And Canada can't match this or him.

You think Justin Trudeau, Doug Ford, Francois Legault and Rachel Norley are going to serve Canada well?

They're 4th line plumbers.

I told a friend, after listening to their recent chest thumping stupidity that these idiots are actually going to do it. They're actually going to turn this into an unnecessary trade war. That's why they're all over left-wing liberal media. Which is the wrong move. If they really want traction go on conservative radio and shows. That's why the real audience is. They were preaching and chirping to the choir. It may stoke their fragile egos and shallow minds wanting to look cool, but it was irrelevant. You want to make an impact? Go on Rogan and Tucker. Trump wants border security. Canada responds in typical faux-nationalists thin skinned unwise and irresponsible trash talking. Its options are limited. It has little leverage. They fail to read the room. 

To which the friend responded, 'Oh, they're reading the room. It's just that they're the only ones in it."

Perfect.

They listen to the voices in their heads.

And like their approach to governance was to ignore Canadians they're ignoring America's concerns.

All they know how to do is be belligerent and divisive smart asses.

All they had to do was 'Ok, Mr. President. We understand. But here are our concerns. Let's talk. Let's wheel and deal'.

Instead, they put it in their heads this was a chance to play politics. Let's pretend Trump is threatening tariffs for its sake and that it's inevitable. That way, we can position ourselves as Canadian patriots defending ourselves against America! Win! 

The play here is to make 'anti-Americanism' part of the value system and apply it to foreign policy. 'We're not Americans' will be an insufferable colonial response to important demands and questions. 


Malibu Melanie Joly once said, 'Our job is to be best friends with Americans'. My how things shift, eh?

If that's their game plan, then Canadians are more retarded than we ever thought  It's the exact wrong response. They strictly perceive Trump to be a bully. To them, the only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to him. But what if you misread the person? Trump uses high pressure tactics to get what he wants. The 25% tariff thing is a high pressure tactic to get border security. That's it. That's the deal he wants. Nothing complicated here. 


Instead we get a face palm festival. Their push back will unleash the bully in him. He comes with a Beretta they fight back waving spears around. They invented the exact wrong move. 


It's not unreasonable to believe or predict that, true to style, they’re going to make a stupid move, virtue-signal about it like their career depends on it, all the while making things exponentially worse for everyone they claim to “represent”


On a related note, marketing and salesmanship is largely foreign to Canadians, iI think. not only are these parts of entrepreneurship misunderstood, they’re vilified as being slimy skills. Because we've been trained to think business is bad. It's a default view in Quebec. People are trained by the culture to feel dirty about engaging in simple, legitimate commerce. also, this whole area is one many people never develop in no small part because of how much government funding’s funnelled into every last 'essential' initiative.


Bif Loman is going up against a wolf of Wall Street. Good luck with that. 


I'll leave the 51st state angle out of this already too long rant for another post.

It's kinda ironic that for a guy who calls Canada a 'post-nation state' and is in knee deep in Chinese influence suspicion, that Trudeau is all in on 'Team Canada', no? Recall Mark Carney, who's an order of magnitude worse than Justin, considers himself a 'European'. Expand this to a global citizen. A new Soviet Man.

And so I must end this rant.

We have no one but ourselves to blame ultimately.

We believed no one could be this bad.

They can and are.

I don't know how this plays out and I still have much more to say but all I can say is 'Buckle up, Buckaroos'.

Scott the Dick and Karen the Twat are in charge. 




2025-01-16

Carney's Comical Circus Of Cynical Politics

Bring in the Carnies! 

Interlope Mark Carney is a fraud. He's playing everyone. He views himself as a European before he does a Canadian? Who wouldn't want to these days Trudeau decimated the morale of a colony that badly. 

Beware a man who recites Marcus Aurelius to himself in the moaning as he claimed when he was the head taco at the Bank of England. Hard to believe, but Carney's ego may surpass Trudeau's. Carbon tax Carney's a "climate change" zealot and grifter of the highest order. 

He's so bad at this he's already made some boneheaded errors.

First, after giving permits for journalists to attend his announcement, speaking in front of a carefully selected bunch of diverse mannequins, speech, goons blocked them from getting in. 

That's a huge red flag. Denying the press access is precisely how I'd expect an illiberal like Carney to behave. Recall, he congratulated Esby - a communist - for winning B.C. but said nothing to Scott Moe and his victory in Saskatchewan.

He shows his colours and a leopard doesn't change his spots.

Second, he stole his logo from a company called Met Credit. Another red flag: Lack of original thought. But he doesn't need that because he has an agenda to continue laid out by Justin and his father before him.

Third, he announced in what looks like a gymnasium. The great millionaire banister who rides in a limo like a big shot....packs in a gym. Could you imagine any American leader speaking in such a venue? We're not a serious colony. 

Fourth, this is a guy that's being installed by the Liberal party and who could very well become the first unelected PM since john Turner. The Canadian political system needs an enema and major overhaul.

Fifth, in his mind-numbingly boring and blah, blah, speech, he said he was going to be "completely focused" on the economy to 'get it back on track.'

Gonna need a flame thrower here! WHO PULLED IT OFF TRACK? Right, Justin Trudeau and Chrystia Freeland. Who has been advising the government from behind the scenes? Right, that would be Carney. Him and his endless stream of conflicts of interest. Look up the Telstar scam. America gets Musk's Starlink, we get....more corruption and second-rate services. Carney is going to be nothing he claims to be. It should be painfully obvious to see. 

So many players in this Canadian Fiasco. Telford, Butts, Justin, Chrystia. Imagine dividing a country like I've never seen. Now that's dedication and talent. 

Oh, but he was so charming and funny on The Daily Show! Let's see you in an unscripted setting like Rogan, Mark. Of course,they would never do that. Too icky for them. This is a Liberal establishment that doesn't read anything outside the MSNBC/CNN hive. And it shows to embarrassing heights. 

Why are he and Justin doing the U.S. rounds but not Canadian? Obviously there's some scheming going on. Anyway I hope to get to writing on Justin and what I think of him in one last post as well as what I think of 'Team Canada' and their juvenile, noxious and stupid strategy on how the flapping heads are gonna deal with Trump. Woo Team Canada! For now, we have to watch Malibu Melanie Joly make an ass of herself showing how much lack of talent and intelligence exists in this retarded party. 

Do yourselves a favor, Read up on this guy. He's a tedious, uninspiring technocrat who speaks kooky Marxist gibberish. 

Are Canadians clueless and dimwitted enough to fall for this transparently amateurish act? Carney doesn't offer anything but a continuity of more of the same. 

His vibe is off. Way off.

And full of shit.

In a party of shit. 

Maybe we deserve shit.

As one person put it, this country needs an enema. 




2024-11-23

The Passing Of Peaceful And Stable Kingdom

Canada has fallen.

There's no "there, there" anymore as it languishes in a pond scum of one scandal after another. A country that does an awful lot of talking bur takes no action. 

I can no longer keep up with the corruption and scandals it's that out of control. I'm not even sure how to rationalize any of it.

The Trudeau Liberals, obviously, are a spent force. They no longer hold the moral authority to speak on behalf of Canadians. 

What institution has been strengthened under Trudeau? One could say, in fact, which one hasn't been crushed to dust?

Our military is in complete disarray focused on the banal inanity of woke ideology. We don't have equipment but we have time to rewrite songs and history. 

Marxists continue their march and control of institutions. 

Canada has about 21 500 full time soldiers and 22 500 part time. The U.S. army 1.4 million. We should be at 10% of that at around 100 000. 

Chicago PD has 11 000 active duty police officers. NYPD 34 000. 

A country that can't defend itself is not a respected one. Worse, we've become a belligerent country within NATO despite not meeting its fiscal obligations. We're essentially, along with being a branch planet economy of the American empire, a protectorate of its military.

The U.S. military protects a daycare centre.

If there was ever a time to invade and annex Canada, now would be the time.Who's going to stop the U.S.?  It can't defend itself internally or externally. It has let China embed itself in our elections. It continues to fecklessly ignore Iranian interference as well.  It does nothing about criminal entities operating at will. 

This is how colonies act. 

Canada functions on a native and immature level unbecoming of an industrialized country. I've written in the past about how Canada should be put under some kind of trusteeship. Unfortunately, we can't rely or trust the CAF to do it. We don't deserve to be in the G7 or Five Eyes. 

There have been many scandals. Many ethics violations. Several gaslighting examples of a government incapable of accountability and humility. Chinese interference is bad enough and Trudeau's handling of it has been disastrous for the dignity of a country. But nothing prepared me for this piece of epic gaslighting from the Privy Council of Canada. 

“On October 14th, because of a significant and ongoing threat to public safety, the RCMP and officials took the extraordinary step of making public accusations of serious criminal activity in Canada perpetrated by agents of the Government of India.

The Government of Canada has not stated, nor is it aware of evidence, linking Prime Minister Modi, Minister Jaishankar, or NSA Doval to the serious criminal activity within Canada.

Any suggestion to the contrary is both speculative and inaccurate.”

That's nice. Wait. Come again?

The PMO's message is probably the most damning revelation yet with this government. They start a diplomatic war against India accusing it of extrajudicial murder of a terrorist - who may or may not have been a Canadian citizen - to cover their asses detracting from China by announcing it to the world in Parliament, media and international conferences Then, just as FIC is about to kickoff with the hogue commission (Canada is long on commissions and short on actual indictments and prosecutions) with the Hogue inquiry apparently and allegedly forced the RCMP to make an announcement based on falsehoods that is then used by Trudeau to reiterate his claim not based on evidence but intelligence as per his own words

As if that's not enough, he even has the galling audacity to call the whistleblower a "criminal" (technically they did break the law but that's why we have whistle blower protection to protect against a vengeful and vindictive government like this one) who consistently puts out wrong information despite the PMO's statement! 

With the world probably looking on in disbelief - the Privy Council then decides it's a good idea to cynically and contemptuously gaslight Canadians saying it's all fake news as revealed above. In effect, the Canadian government not only likely compromised the RCMP while unethically and irresponsibly accusing a fellow Commonwealth country - and the world's largest democracy to boot - closely aligned with the USA and UK in their stance against China thus idiotically isolating this colony - they used disinformation to spread disinformation in a retardedly amateurish way to deceive Canadians - some of whom may or may not be retarded themselves depending if they swallow this second-rate attempt at using geopolitics to save whatever's left of the tattered reputation of a defunct government with absolutely no moral authority to govern. 

A more pathetic, inept, and corrupt government I've yet seen all under the control of a narcissistic buffoon ravaged by his own shallow hubris and sheer reckless arrogance. Did I miss anything? The fact this government is even allowed in the building shows the complete lack of courage of not only MPs and others who enable this corruption but reflects poorly on the Canadian people who are tolerating the erosion of the rule of law and due process while gawking with blank stares at the dissolution of democratic institutions. 

Right before their eyes. 

And still they obliviously chew on the hay....


2024-11-22

Quebec Is The Face Of Godless Secularism

If secularism for its own sake had a face it would be Quebec. 

Quebec isn't just being irresponsible by expanding assisted suicide this way but morally bankrupt too. It has become  a Godless secular-socialist society under the guise of rational compassion. When in realist it's just eugenics by other means.

What more. It asked Canada to amend the criminal code to suit its ghoulish and foolish plan. Quebec practices secularism for its own sake. Secularism without God's guidance ends up in a cul-de-sac of irrationalism. It deceives and deludes. 

Canada, for its part, in refusing to defend citizens reveals its own lack of moral certitude and justice. It won't permit the rest of the provinces to essentially legalize murder but will allow Quebec to do it. Lucky Quebec.

Watch video here.

In under 10 years, I've watched this country descend into a place that is deeply dark. It has no moral or ethical compass anchoring it anymore. It's been cut adrift becoming arguably the most permissive nation in the west. More so than Ireland, The Netherlands, Scandinavia and the UK. Few countries go as far as Canada when it comes to abortion, MAIDS, safe-supply and other enabling  programs up until the Covid restrictions where it was among the most restrictive in the world despite having a higher Infection Fatality Ratio (IFR) measured by Johns Hopkins than Sweden (which avoided hysterical NPIs) and the United States.

Canada prevented inter-provincial travelling, banned domestic travel while demonizing a portion of the population and enforced curfews in Quebec. Not a record to be proud of at all.

Both Canada and Quebec want to be trailblazers and be followed. Instead, they're cautionary tales for other countries. We're not a paragon of enlightenment. We're a pariah of defunct morals.

Canadians buy into the justifications for such provisions. Not much for abstract thought, Canadians trick themselves into believing ours is a compassionate and empathetic society and culture.

Not where I sit.

Not in the last four years it has.

Canada should repent, reform and...

Find God. Again. Only He can guided the aimless back on a path to fulfilment, dignity and love.